SafeHouse Menu

Introducing the Menu at SafeHouse

Nestled at 779 N Front St in Milwaukee, SafeHouse stands out as an immersive dining experience that goes beyond mere meals. This quirky establishment, often dubbed a “hidden gem,” thrives on its unique spy-themed atmosphere, promising an adventure alongside delectable dishes.

Reviews highlight the engaging environment, where families can embark on a spy scavenger hunt while waiting for their food. Customer favorites like the Cuban missile crisis and Thunderballs (meatballs) showcase a playful take on classic flavors. Meanwhile, friendly servers and entertaining magicians enhance the dining experience, creating a sense of wonder for guests of all ages.

SafeHouse is not just a restaurant; it’s a destination where every detail, from the hidden doorways to the enchanting ambiance, contributes to an unforgettable dining adventure. Don’t miss your mission to explore this delightful culinary escapade!

APPETIZERS

FRIED C4 CHEESE CURDS

Award-winning, hand breaded, and dipped to order, these mini plastic explosives are cleverly disguised as Wisconsin cheddar cheese curds. Locally sourced from Ellsworth, Wisconsin, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with sides of ranch and marinara.

COMPROMISED CHIPS AND DIP

This house-made, warm, spinach and artichoke dip is highly sought after and much lauded. Served with freshly made tortilla chips.

BLACKLISTED CHICKEN TENDERS

Our secret twist on a classic. Blackened and sauteed chicken tenders served with house-made Cajun orange marmalade.

STASI TWISTS

Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! A Milwaukee-made pretzel served with our house-made beer cheese sauce for dipping.

NACHOS CAMP STANLEY

This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly-made tortilla chips and loaded with our house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack, and American. Spies choose house-seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken, or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro, and pickled jalapenos. Big enough for four to share! Vegetarian — Code: No Meat.

COVERT CHOPPED SALAD

This covert salad is stacked with chopped romaine, house-smoked chicken, red onion, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper-smoked bacon, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing.

CAPTAIN KETO'S BACON & AVO SALAD

If you're looking to get fit for your next mission, then this is the salad for you! Chopped romaine, pepper-smoked bacon, tomato, onion, and avocado tossed in a ranch dressing and topped with avocado crema.

THE COLOMBIAN

This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing. Make it Vegan — No cheese and sub a citrus lime vinaigrette.

DISGUISE YOUR SALAD

Top your salad with a cover! Your choice of blackened or grilled salmon, blackened or grilled chicken, or smoke chicken thighs for an additional charge.

SALADS

SANDWICHES

PRIME RIB TIMED DROP

Tender, shaved, prime rib, slow roasted in-house and warmed in our succulent au jus. Piled high on a delicious ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly for an additional charge.

DAY SMART TURNED CHICKEN

Fresh chicken breast disguised under pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomato on a brioche bun.

SNAP-O-RAZZO ALL BEEF SPY DOG

Two grilled, crispy, plump, and juicy all-beef hot dogs with a snap that brings you back. Served on two fresh buns with a side of Giardiniera. Upgrade to a chili cheese dog for an additional charge.

TRADECRAFT TACOS

No understanding the methods to our taco madness. Your choice of fried or grilled cod, carnitas pork, house-smoked chicken, or steak. Served with pineapple taco slaw, black bean corn salsa, and chipotle aioli on flour tortillas.

CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS

A delicious missile of slow-roasted pork, sliced ham, melted Swiss cheese, honey mustard aioli, and pickles on a pressed ciabatta roll.

MR. STAMPER BLT

Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard aioli come together on toasted whole-grain bread to accomplish this savory mission.

SPY BURGER*

This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. USDA hand-pattied beef smashed on a flat top and seasoned to perfection. Served on a brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from one of our infamous covers.

MOAB*

This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef is topped with American cheese, pepper-smoked bacon, an over-easy egg, and our secret sauce. Served on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordnance air blast.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE*

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering USDA patties with pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses. Topped with house-made onion rings, and chipotle ranch on a brioche bun. Complete with a "self-destruct" jalapeno relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.

IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

This plant-based protein powerhouse is served like our traditional burger. Cloaked with lettuce, tomato, and onion on a brioche bun.

BURGERS

DISGUISE YOUR BURGER

INSIDE AGENT

American cheese, chopped pickles, and Caribbean sauce.

U.N.

Sauteed mushrooms and onions with Swiss cheese.

TEXAN

Bacon, cheddar, and BBQ sauce.

EL MACHO

Nacho cheese sauce, pico de gallo, tortilla chips, and avocado crema.

PHILLY

Onions, peppers, and provolone.

LICENSED TO KILL MACARONI

Elbow macaroni pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce with tender chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccoli, and chipotle peppers. Loaded with garlic bread crumbs. This soon-to-be favorite is a rogue agent. Make it Vegetarian - Code: No Meat

BLOWBACK BBQ RACK RIBS

There are no hands necessary for this fork-and-knife half rack of house-made, slow-cooked, pork ribs. Served with coleslaw and fries. Available in 1/2 Rack or Full Rack.

FURTIVE FISH FRY

A favorite any day of the week. Our beer-battered cod is secretly served every day with french fries, coleslaw, and our Top Gun tartar sauce.

CHILI MAC OF SOLACE

Our chili mac is another traditional dish gone rogue. Elbow macaroni pasta tossed in a creamy cheese sauce with seasoned ground beef, shredded cheddar jack blend, and topped with sour cream & chives.

ENTREES

SIDES

BASKET OF RED ROCK FRIES

BASKET OF ONION RINGS

SIDE OF FRESH FRUIT

SIDE OF COLESLAW

SIDE OF WHITE CHEDDAR MAC

SIDE OF MASHED POTATOES

SIDE OF SIR ALBERT BROCCOLI'S BROCCOLI

AGENT OF CHAOS HOMEMADE CHILI

SIR ALBERT BROCCOLI'S BROCCOLI CHEDDAR & BEER CHEESE SOUP

LONG ISLAND ICED TEA FLIGHT

Takeoff in SafeHouse! Flight includes four house-made Long Island iced teas.

SPY'S DEMISE*

Covert spin on a Long Island, topped with blackberry liqueur and Pepsi. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

VESPER LYND*

You're tempted to try this refreshment royale, made with Hatch Gin, St. Germain, Lillet Blanc, and lemon. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

AGENT MKE*

The ultimate social lubricant, made with brandy, orange sour, bitters, and cinnamon syrup. Topped with soda and Luxardo cherries. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

THE GREAT SPYTINI*

A Tito's Vodka martini prepared in a shaker and launched throughout SafeHouse in a 600-foot tube for the ultimate shaken, never stirred, martini. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

STERLING ARCHER*

A cocky concoction of Tito's Vodka, Rothman & Winter Orchard Pear, lemon, sugar, and Bittercube Jamaican #2 Bitters. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

JAWS DEMISE*

Our blue demise is a take on a Long Island, topped with blue curacao, and tropical Red Bull for an extra bite. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

SOUTH OF THE BORDER*

A top-secret Southwestern recipe. Cazadores Silver Tequila, Patron Citronge, fresh agave, pomegranate, and lime zest. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

MAN WITH A COPPER MUG

A mule on a mission. Smirnoff Vodka, fresh lime juice, and Goslings ginger beer. Make it a 96oz. mule to share with your fellow spies!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Go rogue with this mission. A large fishbowl filled with Bacardi Superior Rum, Roaring Dan's Dark Rum, orgeat, lemon, orange, pineapple, and grenadine - serves 2 spies nicely or 1 brave agent. Souvenir glass available for purchase.

OFF-THE-GRID

The fruity drink that flies under the radar. Rum, sugar, strawberries, mint, and muddled lime, topped with soda.

GRENADE LAUNCHER

An explosive combination of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Cruzan Rum, Smirnoff Vanilla vodka, orange, pineapple, and grenadine.

THE DANGER ZONE

Chill out with our house-made white sangria made with Western Son Vodka and fresh watermelon simple syrup. Topped with Sycamore Lane Pinot Grigio.

BEVERAGE MENU

DRAFT BEER

DRAFT BEER FLIGHT

Take flight at SafeHouse! Ask your Service Agent what's on tap for takeoff.

CODE BEER*

A top-secret amber ale from our friends at Miller. *Spies receive complimentary souvenir glass.

ROTATING SEASONAL

Ask your Spytender what's on tap!

LAKEFRONT SPYPA

MOBCRAFT SEASONAL

NEW GLARUS SPOTTED COW

MILLER LITE

BLUE MOON

BELL'S KALAMAZOO STOUT

RIVERWEST STEIN TALL BOY

ALE ASYLUM MAD TOWN NUT BROWN

LOON JUICE GROW A PEAR CIDER

CORONA

LAKEFRONT NEW GRIST

WHITE CLAW

BUD LIGHT

COORS LIGHT

MILLER LITE

MICHELOB ULTRA

MILLER HIGH LIFE

BUDWEISER

PBR TALL BOY

BOTTLED BEERS

MOCKTAILS

THYME LEMON THROWAWAY

You're in the right place at the right thyme for this cocktail-in-training. Formulated with blueberry, almond syrup, lemon juice, basil, thyme, and soda.

STRAWBERRY MINT SLEEPER

Strawberry, mint, and lime soda. A modest mojito for the spy who is always on the clock.

LAVENDER LEGEND

This refreshing mission is quite a delight. Our lavender lemonade is the safest choice for all ages.

HOUSE WINES: SYCAMORE LANE

Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Merlot & Cabernet Sauvignon

UMBERTO FIORE MOSCATO D'ASTI

Sparkling wine.

MINONETTO PROSECCO

Sparkling wine.

OPICI LAMBRUSCO

Sparkling wine.

HOGWASH ROSE

Rose wine.

VEUVE CLICQUOT

Sparkling wine.

MARLBOROUGH SAUVIGNON BLANC

White wine.

HIGHLANDS 41 PINOT NOIR

Red wine.

SKULL & CHAINS CABERNET SAUVIGNON

Red wine.

WINES

KID'S MENU

JUNIOR SPY BURGER WITH CHEESE

Cheeseburger with French fries or a side of fruit. Substitute a gluten-free bun for 2.

UNDERCOVER MAC CHEESE

Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese served with French fries or a side of fruit.

MINI GOLDEN BULLETS

Mini corn dogs with French fries or a side of fruit.

GRILLED CHEESE SPYWICH

Grilled cheese sandwich served with French fries or a side of fruit.

GOLDFINGERS

Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or bbq. Choose from French fries or a side of fruit.

JUNIOR SPY DOG

Hot dog served with French fries or side of fruit.

QUANTUM OF CARAMEL

Light, buttery, vanilla-flecked cake with waves of caramel cake and a layer of salted caramel crunch. This dessert is locked, loaded, and aimed to please!

CHOCOLATE BOMB

Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.

FAT BASTARD

A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.

BOURNE'S BLACKOUT CAKE

A rich and moist dark chocolate cake, layered with chocolate fudge pudding, and drizzled with chocolate and caramel sauces. We assure you this mission is not impossible to finish.

CODE ROOT BEER FLOAT

This drinkable mission, should you choose to accept, contains two scoops of vanilla ice cream topped with creamy Sprecher Root Beer. We recommend this mission for agents ages 5-105.

DESSERTS MENU

BRUNCH MENU - SUNRISE

CONFIDENTIAL QUICHE

Scratch-made sausage, roasted bell peppers, and cheddar jack cheese in a savory, buttered crust. Slyly served aside our top-secret breakfast potatoes.

SAFEHOUSE SKILLET

Take on our signature breakfast mission: a combination of pepper-smoked bacon, honey baked ham, cheddar jack cheese, and fried eggs served over our top-secret breakfast potatoes.

CLASSIFIED BREAKFAST

Highly confidential, the classified breakfast is scrambled eggs layered on a buttermilk biscuit, with a side of pepper-smoked bacon and our top-secret breakfast potatoes.

THE B1 BOMBER

When sweet and savory are paired together, things can become supersonic! A buttermilk biscuit, chicken tenders, made-from-scratch sausage gravy, and sweet apple slaw come together for this mission.

OPERATION HANGOVER RECOVERY

Your hangover will thank you after this recovery masterpiece. A made-from-scratch sausage patty topped with pepper-smoked bacon, fried egg, and American cheese on a buttermilk biscuit. Slyly served aside our top-secret breakfast potatoes.

BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS

Agents, raise a toast to reaching your rendezvous point—and the weekend! Put your pinkies in the air and enjoy unlimited champagne bubbles topped with orange juice. *Note that this offer self-destructs after 90 minutes...

LONG ISLAND ICED TEA FLIGHT

Takeoff in SafeHouse! Flight includes four house-made Long Island iced teas.

SAFEHOUSE BLOODY MARY

Say hello to brunch's partner in crime. Smirnoff Vodka and Jameson mixed with our top secret Bloody Mary mix and accompanied by fried cheese curds, celery, and bacon. Served with a full beer. Psst...spies get to keep the souvenir glass.

SPY JOLT

A cloak and dagger cup of Joe. Iced coffee laced with Jameson and Baileys, stealthily hidden beneath a delicious waffle. Remember to always expect the unexpected!

BONITA

If James Bond had to create a drink named after his beautiful Bond girls, this would be it. Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka with Prosecco and fresh ginger, topped with a lemon slice.

STILETTO

Preferred like a dagger: tall and sharp. Smirnoff Raspberry Vodka mixed with champagne and Sierra Mist, topped with raspberries.

ASTON MARTIN

Speed into your morning with this fast-paced concoction. Deep Eddy Cranberry mixed with pomegranate and champagne, finished with a sugar rim.

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN MARTINI

Lead everyone to believe you're the world's most expensive assassin. Deep Eddy Cranberry, peach schnapps, orange juice, and pomegranate, topped off with champagne.

LIBATIONS

AFTERNOON

FRIED C4 CHEESE CURDS

Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with ranch and marinara for dipping.

STASI TWISTS

Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! A Milwaukee-made soft pretzel served with our house-made cheese sauce for dipping.

NACHOS CAMP STANLEY

This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly made tortilla chips and loaded with our house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack, and American. Spies choose from seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken, or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro, and pickled jalapenos. Big enough for four to share!

COVERT CHOPPED

This covert salad is stacked with chopped romaine, house-smoked chicken, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper-smoked bacon, and blue cheese crumbles. Served with a house-made white balsamic dressing.

COLOMBIAN

This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema, and seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing. Make it Vegan: No cheese and sub a citrus lime vinaigrette.

MR. STAMPER BLT

Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, and honey mustard aioli come together on toasted whole-grain bread to accomplish this savory mission.

PRIME RIB TIMED DROP

Tender, shaved, prime rib, slow roasted in-house and warmed in our succulent au jus. Piled high on a ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly for an additional charge.

DAY SMART TURNED CHICKEN

Marinated chicken breast topped with pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayo, and tomato on a brioche bun.

SPY BURGER

This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. USDA hand-pattied beef smashed on a flat top, seasoned to perfection, and served on a brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from one of our infamous covers.

SNAP-O-RAZZO ALL BEEF HOT DOG

Two grilled, crispy, plump, and juicy all-beef hot dogs with a snap that brings you back. Served on two fresh buns with a side of Giardiniera. Upgrade to a chili cheese dog for an additional charge.

MOAB

This is truly the Mother Of All Burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef is topped with American cheese, pepper-smoked bacon, an over easy egg, and our secret sauce. Served on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast.

IMPOSSIBLE BURGER

This plant-based protein powerhouse is served like our traditional burger. Cloaked with lettuce, tomato, and onion on a brioche bun.

APPETIZERS

Half Priced

WELL DRINKS

Half Priced

DRAFT BEERS

Half Priced

HOUSE WINES

Half Priced

TITO'S TALL

CAZADORES TEQUILA SHOT

TULLAMORE DEW IRISH WHISKEY SHOT

FIREBALL CINNAMON WHISKY SHOT

COOL COLADA SHOT

HAPPY HOUR MENU